Anonymous asked:

Stop being so fucking sad

The Handsome Devils Club Answer:

Thanks, dawg.

Maybe I’ll just watch Ghostbusters until I’m not bummed out

Anonymous asked:

So then what do you think of the ocean?

The Handsome Devils Club Answer:

The ocean freaks me the fuck out, let me tell ya. It’s a huge body of water with insane amounts of living things that can kill you. Like a month ago when I was in Boston we went to Cape Cod and the ocean is fucked. I’m not afraid to admit that I’m one of those dudes who freaks out when seaweed touches my foot.

Fuck the ocean.